Two Cactuses = Cacti

You know, I'm tired of writing in my profile or my blog as a way of venting my emotions or feelings, and by emotions and feelings, I mean not good ones. I used to write in them just to say goofy things, something good that's going on in my life, or other happy things. I miss that...it's not going to be this way much longer though, I have a feeling. I have faith at least.

I guess I can start now-

Sooo, I got a ticket the first week of school, and I've been procrastinating doing defensive driving until now, because now I really have to do it otherwise I won't have it done in time for the court date and then I'll have a warrant for my arrest! That's why I'm up at crazy hours of the night blogging. I know what you're thinking...a warrant for your arrest is exciting. I mean, what's more exciting than running from the law? Not much. But they'd probably get me, and then I'd be in jail. And I'm kinda a sensitive guy so my cellmate would probably be really tough and would say mean things to me and I'd get my feelings hurt. Then everyone would make fun of me. So, yeah, I'm doing defensive driving. It's actually really funny. I'm learning all sorts of new things about driving that I never knew before. It's kind of brainwashing me...brainwashing me to be a perfect driver, so I guess that's not all bad.

I have a pet cactus in my room that I just looked up at. I just realized I haven't watered it in a while...but then again, it is a cactus. Maybe I should see how long it could go without water...no, I love my cactus. That would kinda be mean. I'm thinking I should name my cactus, that way if I'm lonely or something I can talk to it. Because you can't really talk to something that doesn't have a name. But if you name anything, you can definitely have a conversation with it...at least one-way. Now that I think about it, it's a really cool cactus. It doesn't have those spikes that look or feel painful when you touch them. They are actually really soft at first, and you think you could just rub your face on it or something. I've never done that though. But, anyway, so you think it's safe to touch it and then like 5 minutes later your fingers start to hurt really bad and you have these crazy cactus spikes stuck in your fingers that you can't get out. They pretty much bury themselves in your skin. My cactus is a silent predator.

What should I name my cactus? Honestly, I need suggestions. I really am going to name it.