Chicken McShut The Heck Up

Wow...I feel like I have a lot to say. Haha, I haven't posted in I guess about 5 days or so...and I keep on thinking of things that I want to say in my blog then I forget them and I just procrastinate writing in this thing...that's how those 3 month gaps between entries happen. It's been a great 5 days or however long since I last posted though. Every day is great really, but I actually have things to say that are interesting. Well, I'm not gonna list what I did, because that's not cool...but doing cool things inspires cool thoughts, eh?

Haha...I've been planning in my head to write a paragraph about McDonalds in my blog for a while now, so here it is. Well, I've always had a funny thought in my head about McDonalds, well it's funny to me at least. My theory is that when you are inside McDonalds you should speak with "mc"s in front of as many words as possible. After all, McDonalds does it. Chicken McNuggets, McGriddles (I had one the other day for the first time and they are soo good), Egg McMuffins, Quarter Pounders. Like, when you're inside McDonalds eating your BigMac you have to be like "Man, this burger is McDelicious". And when you have to go to the bathroom, it's not just a regular bathroom. You have to go to the "McBathroom". And when someone won't shut up just be like "McShut the heck up!!" Anyway, you should really try it at least once. If it doesn't work out for you, that's cool. Just try to put "mc" in front of words when you're talking. All the cool kids are doing it...mainly me. Oh, and by the way, did you notice earlier that when I was listing all the types of foods at McDonalds that they put mc in front I put Quarter Pounder on there? Yeah, it doesn't start with mc. I just wanted to get a reaction out of you. But quarter pounders are really good.

I got my wisdom teeth out on Friday! Well, only my top 2. I had already gotten my bottom 2 out a few years ago. The funny thing is that when I got my bottom 2 out they hadn't come through yet, so they had to literally cut open my gum and pull them out and stitch them back up. The funny part about that is that my dentist did that and I was awake the whole time...with a lot of numbing stuff in my mouth though. This time, though, my top wisdom teeth had already come through and all they had to do was pull them, yet I was put to sleep. I think that's pretty funny because if there was a time I needed to be put to sleep it was the first time. The first time was in Houston, though, and the second time was in Dallas. It goes to show that the Dallas...ites are pampered. We keep it real in H-Town, we don't need no stinkin anasteshia. Oh, and I've never had surgery before or anything so this was the first time I've ever been under anasteshia. Heh...anyway. Yeah so I go in there and they put the IV in me, which may I add that after giving plasma all second semester I could barely feel the IV needle go in haha. So, I was expecting them to tell me to count down from 10 and they weren't, and the anasteshia was going into me and so I started to ask them if I was supposed to count down. I don't really remember but I think I fell asleep when I started to ask them that. Haha. I don't remember half of the afternoon after I woke up. The doctor told me that when I woke up I would essentially be drunk and...well, I'm pretty sure I was. It was really funny. I don't remember waking up or anything, the first thing I remember was being wheel-chaired to our car. I don't think I could've walked really well. A nice old lady wheel chaired me out and I remember going on and on about how I've never actually been in a wheel chair before, at least for practical purposes. On the way home my mom stopped at McDonalds and got me a McVanilla Shake and while she was inside I called Sean. I don't remember what I said but he told me later that it was pretty funny, and that I sounded pretty messed up. Anyway, it's a pretty fun experience to look back on, and now I can say I've finally been put under before. I have two holes where my teeth used to be though, and it feels weird. I'm just glad they stopped bleeding...

Katherine Hill got home today! She is so excited to be back and talking to her friends again. I've honestly never met anyone that appreciates her friends and home as much as she does, but I think it's really cool. She's pretty much going crazy. But that's just the story of her life...going crazy for Jesus! ohhh snap.

On Saturday I went with my college Sunday school class and other people from my church to help paint homes in South Dallas. The first lady whose home we painted was very interesting. She was an old black lady and she was really nice but she was just...interesting. She sat on her front porch the whole time while we painted her house and was basically just shouting about Jesus and singing old school revival songs. But hey, she was on fire for Jesus. So, go her! It was cool to go out and do something like that. Ministry and volunteer work is really important, and is something I should do more of. I thought it was interesting that we were in a really poor neighborhood but they actually had decently nice cars. Well, some of them did. I definitely saw a nice Silverado that I would definitely not mind having. I guess they'd rather have nice cars than nice homes.

Tonight is the weekly "Sand, Psalms, and Sonic" event at my church that I talked about in my last entry. I'm leading the devotion tonight and I'm kinda nervous. I've never led a devotion or anything like that before. I'm going to talk about a guy named Arthur Blessitt who has been carrying a 12 foot cross around the world since 1969. He has taken it to 303 nations and walked 36,651 miles. He holds the guinness world record for "The World's Longest Walk". And that's not even considering the fact that he has walked that whole way with a twelve-foot cross over his shoulder. Everywhere he goes he ministers to people. He shares the message of Jesus with people on the road on the way to his next event where he's preaching. He is the perfect example of my favorite verse, Luke 9:23. That's what I'm going to talk about tonight. I think it's pretty cool. I think God does too.

Dang, I need to eat. Stop distracting me, people.

I think last time to end my blog I told you guys to chunk the deuce sometime during your day. Well, if you live in England, don't do that, because apparently that's like flicking someone off. But if you live in America, do it! Even if they're British, chunk the deuce at them, cuz they're in America now babyyyyy.